Celebrity Naked Facts

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The biggest allegation attached to Michael Jackson's rumored drug abuse problem is that Michael was particularly fond of anesthesia. Some reports have suggested that he had doctors prescribe the medication to use in his home, something that is never done.

Now, reports are coming in that Michael has many many medical procedures, many that didn't require anesthesia, simply so he could request it.

Mostly, the procedures were minor, such as collagen injections,Botox, and acne treatment. He would demand to be put under or sedated, even though it was not medically necessary in these kinds of outpatient procedures.

Perhaps this not only give us a glimpse into his drug problem, but also the ridiculous amount of surgeries he endured.

How very sad.

Shame on those doctors!

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This weekend, in honor of July 4th, Walt Disney World will unveil their refurbished version of the Hall of Presidents attraction.

The attraction showcases animatronic robots in the baring the likeness of all of our countries former Presidents. Part of the changes to the ride was the addition of the newest Commander in Chief , President Obama.

Just one problem: he's sooo effing SCARY!

Seriously, all the rest of the robots look pretty much like the real thing. But this Obama-bot is terrifying!!! It looks nothing like him and yet it moves and will sound like the real deal!

Crazy!!

Watch the video above and let us know what U think! Go to the 1:14 mark to be truly terrified!!

Celebuspawn and wakctress Rumer Willis is slated to play a "punky lesbian named Gia" this season on 90210.

Never had one of those at West Beverly before.

Her character works on the school newspaper, the Blaze News, and will be rubbing elbows with Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup's charactrs, Adrianna and Silver. But which one will she hit on?!

While the character is only slated for one episode, perhaps if she pulls it off, she might get a longer gig.

Hmmmm….

We'd rather see her go lez on Melrose Place with Asslee Simpson!

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We wouldn't expect anything less for the King of Pop!

The specs for Michael Jackson's coffin have come in and it is elaborate, to say the least.

Costing a whopping $25,000, the casket is solid bronze, plated in 14-karat gold. The custom designed casket's interior is flame blue velvet and the exterior will have a mirror finish.

A resting place fitting for Michael Jackson.

It must suck to have so much money and still your shit don't work!

Brad Pitt was out and about on one of his custom motorcycles Thursday when the thing gave out on him. This is like the second time now, isn't Bradley?

You should have that looked at, Poppa Bear.

With no working transportation, Brad had to schlep all the way to his gated community, with paparazzi in tow! How in embarrassing!

Please note that his helmet is inscribed, possibly by a child, with the words "Daddy's Helmet." That's rather adorable.

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Where there's smoke, there's usually fire!

The NY Daily News is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have not been meshing well as a couple for quite some time now. Duh!

Rumors of a cheating Timberpuss are just the tip of the iceberg for this for this couple, as pals suggest that Jessica is too clingy and Justin is too much of a social butterfly.

Duh again!

One source recalls an evening that Justin spent away from Jessica, which resulted in incessant phone calls from the actress. "They got into a huge screaming match over the phone about how she’s always ‘checking up’ on him," they tell the newspaper. "She’s extremely needy and is always keeping tabs on him.”

We suppose we would want to know where he was too, if we were reading reports that he has been seen with some other ladies. And of course, when he leaves you behind to hang out with other A-listers, that doesn't really scream devotion either.

"Justin is partying in London right now. Jessica wanted to go with him, but he wasn’t having it."

Of course not! Why would he want to drag around the dead weight to all his glamourous affairs, like Elton John’'s White Tie and Tiara Ball and dinner with Guy Ritchie?

Oh well. You guys haven't been seen together since May, so maybe you should just keep that going. Cut the strings and move on!

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